Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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