Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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