he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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