those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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