i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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