okay pat passed out under dana's car
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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