I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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