i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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