i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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