garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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