I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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