I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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