i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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