some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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