I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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