i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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