I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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