so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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