Porn is love you can see.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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