You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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