Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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