i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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