I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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