sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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