I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Randomize
