Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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