AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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