Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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