She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm sobbing to NWA
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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