What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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