I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize