he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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