there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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