But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize