I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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