we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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