It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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