No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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