It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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