Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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