you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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