Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Randomize
