Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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