It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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