Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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