Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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