the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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