end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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