make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
