Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
my shit smells like andre
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
