We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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