Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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