I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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