video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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