What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
