508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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