chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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