so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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